Friday 29 October 2010

My top 10 S’cuses for lack of blog

1. Still I smoke
2. My head has been up my arse
3. ‘Life was crap, then got crapper, then more crap happened’ an amusing blog does not make
4. I have nowt to say …that won’t get me into trouble with someone or other
5. My husband left me/I kicked my husband out (delete as appropriate to your view)
6. I lost two siblings (careless it may seem, but I’m going for the sympathy vote)
7. I am trying to sell my home
8. In-between navel gazing, my head actually got stuck up my arse
9. My days are too short
10. Tragically, laundry fills the gaps in my days.

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